![]() ![]() ![]() Of course, if this isn’t your cup of tea, Stephen has more stereotypes and bad writing for you. Let's also cut this gripping scene to have a flashback and reminisce about that time he tried to get up in a different way and fell down. ![]() So let's get some inspiration porn and explain every movement the boy makes to get out of bed. get out of bed! Tadaa! You thought he'd just write "he went to the veranda"? Oh my sweet summer child, of course not. ![]() That isn't enough for you? Worry not! Stephen has a whole page dedicated to how his handicapped protagonist manages to. This book also features "pudgy", aka fat & gross people, stereotypes, and a protagonist in a wheelchair whose legs are CONSTANTLY described as "unused", "useless", "crippled", "like sticks", "withered thighs", "wasted", "useless scarecrow legs, so much dead weight", etc. To be fair, it's not just the first sentence that's hilariously bad, but the whole first paragraph. If you're like me, and you collect the best and worst first sentences of books then rejoice! We have one more for the collection! ![]()
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